Sonic
Chapter 33
The End is in Sight!
To Bad it is a Cliff...."Like you could have mention that a little SOONER!", yelled Shaggy rolling out of the now crushed Mystery Machine.
"Sorry about that," came Nadesiko's modified voice.
"I agree!" came a voice from under the Mystery Machine, "Thanks to the lack of knowledge, these mortals have fallen on my betting table for the next event in the Q-Continuum!"
Nadesiko started to look around with some sweat on her and switched the narration channel just as a few more Q's decided to yell at her, cutting them off.
"I see you picked up a few habits from me," said Saria snickering.
Nadesiko just blushed for a moment before she picked up the microphone to continue the story."Our brave travelers have finally retained all three keys, and are now decided on what to do next," said the Narrator.
"Yea, as soon as we get Lunch," said Tommy, "I'm Starving!"
"Are you CRAZY!" yelled Sonic, "We need to use these keys NOW before Lupin gets a chance to steal them again!"
"Dude Listen, When my stomach says its time to eat, it's time to eat. We'll finish this quest AFTER we eat." said Tommy growling at Sonic.
Sonic joined the growling and soon two yellow laser beams had shot out of their eyes and was colliding in the center of them.
"Now boys, we can work this out in a civil way," said Colonge, "Why don't we go over and quickly use the keys to unlock the door on the way to grab something to eat."
"Fine by me," said Tommy looking at Sonic.
"I hate giving in," said Sonic, "But I have no choice."
After 3 battles, 2 pop quizzes, and 23,432 bullets that missed their targets..."There it is," said Rose, "That's the building Akane lead us too."
"Looks pretty high," said Katarina looking at it.
"8 Stories to be exact," came a voice from behind.
The group turned around and fell down from the shock of seeing Lupin leaning on a building smoking a cigarette.
"What are YOU doing here!" yelled Sonic getting back on his feat.
"Relax, I won't be stealing anything else from you, my employee couldn't cough up the funds for the last encounter with you, so I decided to call it quits until this crazy RPG ends," said Lupin, "You guys just take it easy."
Lupin than put out his cigarette and threw it on the ground and left. Moments later, a huge dandelion weed had grown where the cigarette had been. "He must have been smoking weed," snickered Tommy just as a very large Acme anvil fell on him with a note attached.
Kalshion picked up the note and read it, "Mentioning the names of illegal drugs is prohibited during this Fan Fiction. The Author."
"Serves him right," said Sonic turning back to the building and inserting the keys into their respective places, He than stepped back and watched as the door began to pulse for a few seconds, than vanish.
"NOW can we eat?" asked Tommy crawling out from underneath the anvil.
"Yes we can," said Colonge, "How about we eat at the Cat Cafe and check up on Shampoo and the others."
The rest agreed and were soon off to the Cat Cafe. But when they arrived where the Cat Cafe was supposed to be, there was no Cat Cafe to be found.
"Do you suppose the physical dimensions of the world have been changed again?" asked Rose.
"Possibly," said Sonic kneeling down to the foundation where the Cat Cafe was removing a box to find the Cat Cafe, well a 1/4th meter sized version of it anyways. "Found it!" yelled Sonic, not shocked one bit.
Back with Nadesiko and Saria..."Can't you give them a break for once," asked Nadesiko who had been removed from the console, "Just let them eat in peace."
"Sorry, can't do that," said Saria inputting a few more commands into the cons
ole.
MM Linux 12.0
Kernel Version 44.4.67-1945
[Saria@RPG /bin/config #]SetDestination FrontDoor.CatCafe MessHall.Nadesico
Setting Destination...................... [OK]
Would you like to activate Auto-Entry? (Y/N)Saria gave a grin than pressed the Y key.
In front of the mini Cat Cafe...The front door of the Cat Cafe had opened, getting everyone's attention.
"I hope it isn't going to suck us in like a vacuum cleaner," said Katarina.
An attack name suddenly popped up above the Cat Cafe which Read, "Wind Tunnel" before the door way of the cafe turned black.
"Hey Katarina," started Sonic, "Next time, could you keep your thoughts to yourself."
"Sorry," said Katarina as the door performed "Wind Tunnel" and sucked everyone inside.
When they came too...The gang had just came around to find people walking around in what appeared to be a Mess Hall. Everyone was wearing uniforms, most where red-orange shirt with black pants or skirts, a few others had white shirts and black skirts or pants. A common feature between the uniforms was the sigma which read "Nergal ND-001 Nadesico".
"Where are we," asked Emily getting up and smacking Katarina, though she technically should not be able to, "And WHY did you have to OPEN your big MOUTH!"
"She said she was sorry," said Jamie, "Leave it at that and lets figure out where we are."
"I don't care WHERE we are, along as it has food," said Tommy looking around at all the hot plates people had.
"So where are we?" asked Katarina rubbing her cheek.
"I say we are onboard the Nadesico 1, though I'm not sure at what point in time that is," said Rose looking around, "But Judging by that plate Yurika is carrying back from Akieto's room, I say just after the Nadesico joined the Earth Federal Forces."
Everyone watched Yurika take her plate over to the disposal unit where she was about to throw it away. But Tommy was so hungry he quickly ran over to her, "Don't throw it away! I'm really starving, so let me have it!"
Yurika just stared at Tommy and handed the plate over like a zombie, probably because she had no idea how he got on her ship in the first place. That or because he was still carrying his arms of weapons.
"Um, Tommy, I wouldn't..." started Sonic before Rose grabbed his mouth.
"Don't tell him," she said.
"But does he really deserve IT?" asked Sonic.
Rose thought for a moment before she smiled, "Yep!"
"Finally, FOOD!" yelled Tommy starting to chow down at an amazing rate, which in most cases, wouldn't be bad for Tommy. Just after a second, he had already chowed half of the plate of food down, and that's when his stomach decided to tell him of what the contents was.
Tommy began to clinch and hold his stomach as if he was about to explode. And sure enough, 1.87536 seconds after downing Yurika's food, Tommy let out a scream so powerful it shook the Nadesiko off course, which was above an ocean, into orbit above Ranma's Earth.
After everyone got on their feet and Tommy collapsed under a KO, a video screen popped out of no where in front of Yurika. "Um Captain," started Ruri, "I'm not sure how, but we seem to have been knocked off course."
"Well, by how far Ruri?" asked Yurika.
"Um, by at least a few thousand Dimensions," replied Ruri.
After several discussions with the bridge personnel, a nice hot meal and a shuttle back to Earth..."You Guys are so CRUEL!!" yelled Tommy as the shuttle took off, "Having lunch without even waking me to join you guys!"
"Sorry Tommy," said Sonic walking up to the building with the power sphere, "That would have required us to waste our supply of Ammonia."
"But don't get too gloomy," said Rose hading Tommy a doggy bag, "Yurika was kind enough to place the leftovers
from lunch in a doggy bag."
Tommy took the doggy bag and instantly started to eat without even looking to see what it was. He probably could have guessed if he had noticed the grin on everyone's face as he ate.
After a brief moment, in which he ate the entire contents of the bag, Tommy grabbed his neck before he let out a giant scream, KOing himself again.
"He beat his first attempt," said Sonic, "That only took 1.42358 seconds."
"Ok then, lets get going," said Colonge as everyone entered the building, with Tommy on Kalshion's back.
Once inside, the door in which they came closed leaving the group with no exit. There was a door on the other side of the room in which was closed, and various items where on pedestals around the room. In the center of the room laid a pedestal with instructions, which Rose decided to read.
"In order to pass, you must find the item of purity. Be warn for each mistake you make, the more odd your life becomes," said Rose reading the pedestal.
"I take it that means we get cursed if we pick up the wrong item," said Kalshion looking around.
"I guess so," said Sonic who was observing the door to the next room. It had MM's initials on each corner of the door, however the bottom right corner seemed a bit odd, which caught Sonic's attention.
"What about this Monk's Staff," said Katarina looking for items that might mean purity.
"It's worth a shot," said Rose grabbing Tommy and throwing him at the staff, knocking it off and releasing an 'Wrong Buzzer' sound followed by curse energy striking Tommy.
"Woa, what happen?" asked Tommy, apparently woken up by the energy.
Everyone just stared for a bit at him, before they could no longer contain their laughter and burst out in tears.
"What's so smurfing funny?" asked Tommy looking around for a mirror before finding one to the left of the door they came in. "OH MY GOD! I look like a SMURF!" yelled Tommy seeing himself now in smurf clothing and blue skin, though his height was not adjusted.
"A smurf with enough guns to take out an army," laughed Jamie.
Tommy just growled for a moment while the rest of the group calmed down and started to think of what item to pull next. That is, until Sonic walked over to the other side of the room and choose a pair of panties.
"Are you nuts?" yelled Rose, "Why didn't you use Tommy!"
"Hey, I recent that!" yelled Tommy.
Suddenly a 'Winner Bell' sounded and both doors open. "Lets go," said Sonic while the rest of the group just stared in disbelief that Sonic would choose Panties out of all the items.
"Oh, don't give me those looks, I figured it out by finding the word 'Sweeto' written on the corner of the door." said Sonic going through the door.
The rest of the group looked at each other before they shrugged and went into the next room. When they got in, they looked around to find all sorts of musical instruments and a computer screen in the center.
"OK, so what do we do now?" asked Jamie looking at the computer screen and reading it out loud, "A musical piece will be played, when it finishes, you must duplicate the piece using the instruments within this room. If you use the wrong instrument or play the wrong note, thou shall be punished. Press Here to start."
"Well, what are you smurfing waiting for, start smurfing!" said Tommy.
Jamie nodded and pressed the button which started the sequence. The Lights dimmed and a small tune began to play using what sounded like a flute. The song continued for about a minute before it finished and the lights came back to full illumination.
"That's easy," said Tommy grabbing a flute, "Allow me to smurf for you guys."
"Wha? You are actually volunteering?" said Katarina a bit shocked, "We should mark that on a calendar." And so they did, pulling out their own personal palm pilots and marking it down.
"Will you guys be quiet, Even though I've played in a band, I'm not very good at the flute when there is distractions." said Tommy.
"Sorry," said the group.
Tommy than took a breath and began to play the tune, note for note. Everyone was amazed of how Tommy could play such music, though it did sound a bit different from that of the original piece. Once Tommy was finished, everyone applauded as he took a bow. That was until a "WRONG!" buzzer sounded.
"Oh great, now what do I get cursed with?" asked Tommy.
A door opened above him and a 5 ton statue of the Furinkan High School Principle fell on him.
"That wasn't so bad," said Tommy, "At least I didn't get blown up by some fruit."
Just then the statue crumbled and a coconut fell on his head, "Me and my big mouth," stated Tommy has it exploded KOing him.
"I guess that was the wrong instrument," said Rose looking through her item inventory before selecting her Ocarina, "Let me try my Ocarina."
"Good idea," said Sonic as Rose began to play the melody note for note, tune for tune. When she was finished, a "Winner's" bell rang and the door to the next room opened.
"I don't get it, didn't the instructions say..." started Kalshion.
"But the Ocarina was WITHIN the room silly," said Rose giving him a wink.
"I guess so," replied Kalshion as the gang walked to the door, until a laser beam shot Rose reducing her, but not her clothes, to 8cm tall.
"Why did THAT happen?" asked Rose crawling out of her witch hat.
"Don't know," said Sonic opening up his inventory and selecting the 'Tinker Bell' outfit that he bought the last time they were at a shop.
"I think I know why," said Cologne pointed to some words that had been inscribed on Rose's hat.
"Cheating doesn't pay in the long run," read Rose.
"Oh well, at least we got the door open," said Sonic making Rose mad enough to slam him with a 'Supper Mallet slam attack'.
The next room they entered contain mountains of female braziers, which the group could only speculate to what they had to do. Colonge hoped over to the Pedestal in the center and read out loud, "Please select the Brazier that Happosai would vote to be the best one in this room. Please note that only the females may participate in this trial, and for each wrong brazier you choose, you must try it on for the Camera to the right of this Pedestal. All pictures will join Happosai's photo album. (Sorry, no retakes)."
The group looked at the right to see a camera in the wall, with a Privacy screen to the right of it.
Back with the old...erm...young woman and Nadesico..."NO, NO WAY, that is TOO MUCH," yelled Nadesico watching Saria inputting more commands.
"You think so?" replied Saria, obviously not going to back down from this. That is until a twinkle came from her eye, "Can you do worse?"
Nadesico was shocked at this question, she stood there thinking for a moment than nodded, "Yes I can!"
Anyway, back to the bras...."Well I can't participate in this," said Rose, "I couldn't even navigate through the braziers, let alone try them on."
Suddenly a door on the ceiling on the left side of the camera opened up dropping a pedestal with a privacy screen, a small camera, and a console of some kind followed by another door opened dropping a hover crane to pick out braziers.
"I think you have to participate now," said Hikeya.
Back with Nadesico..."And now for the finishing touch," said Nadesico inputting commands, "I'll give Emily a bra, which will be the winning one."
"Not bad," said Saria with her hair on fire, "Just do me a favor and learn how to work that thing."
"Ooops," said Nadesico, "Here, let me input the water command into the console."
A pale appeared of Saria with the label of Gasoline which
poured on Saria before anyone could react, resulting in a large explosion.
"What the," said Lupin in the other room. He got up and opened the door to find a black covered room and two humanoid figures with static hair. "Can you two keep it down, we are trying to watch a movie over here," said Lupin shutting the door.
"That does it," said Saria shaking her self like a dog as she changed back to her formal self, "I'm installing the GNOME GUI interface on that system!"
"Personally, I would prefer KDE," yelled Lupin from the other room.
Back with the ladies...The ladies had decided to draw straws to determine who would be first to pose for the camera. Rose pulled the shortest one, followed by Hikeya, Jamie, Colonge, and Emily. The men had been ordered to go stand in a corner and not turn around, all except for Tommy that is, as he was still out cold.
"I don't think it's fair that the smallest get the smallest straws," said Rose activating the crane and selecting a brazier. The crane brought the bra over where it fell on Rose. A "Wrong" buzzer sounded followed by the bra shrinking to Rose's size.
"Great," said Rose walking over to the privacy screen and putting on the bra. After a few seconds she came out with nothing but underwear on and began to pose for the camera and ENJOYING it.
You know who..."Why you sly fox," said Saria, "You programmed the bra's to make them enjoy posing in underwear."
"Uh.." said Nadesico, knowing she didn't even THINK of doing that, but decided to take the credit for her clumsiness, "Yep!"
Next..."Have you lost your mind?" asked Hikeya watching Rose pose.
Rose stopped than looked around, "I'm not sure, but it's your turn."
Hikeya frowned than picked up a black silk bra, which gave another wrong sound. She gave an upset look before going to the privacy screen and changing. She than came out with just underwear and began to pose exactly like Rose.
"I think there is something in the underwear," said Colonge after a few snap shots of Hikeya was taking.
Jamie looked at the underwear in concern, "You think so?" she asked as she selected a pink bra. Again a wrong buzzer sound and soon she was posing for the camera.
Colonge took a deep breath than walked over selecting a fluffy white bra, giving another wrong sound. Colonge didn't show any facial expressions as she walked over to the privacy screen. After changing, she came over and started to pose, however the camera couldn't take her image and instead shattered the lens.
"Oops," said Colonge looking at the shattered camera.
"Does this mean we win by default?" asked Rose.
"What's going on?" asked Tommy who had came too and didn't realize he wasn't supposed to be looking at the girls who were in underwear. After a few slams, smacks, and a wack, Tommy was KOed yet again.
Soon a small robot came in from a hidden door and repaired the lens than handed Colonge a card.
"What is that?" asked Emily.
"It's a notice for me NOT to participate in this event," said Colonge frowning.
"It's your turn," said Jamie as she walked over to Emily.
Emily frowned than walked over select a fluffy black bra, followed by a wrong buzzer. She relentlessly walked over to the privacy screen where she gave a "This isn't logical!"
"What is it?" asked Rose.
"After I pose, let me pick again," said Emily coming out and posing for the camera. When she was done, she pulled out a green bra and held it into the air. A winner's bell rang and the door to the next room opened.
"How did you pull that off?" asked Jamie a bit confused.
"It was only logical after I found that I was wearing a different bra than before, that my new bra was the winner," replied Emily.
"That is logical," said Rose, "Lets hurry and get d
ressed."
Once the girl's were dressed, everyone proceeded to the next room. Inside the next room was a giant chess board with pieces setup for a new game.
"Don't tell me," said Rose as Sonic looked at the instruction manual.
"Fine, I won't tell you that we are to play Wizard's Chess," said Sonic.
"What's that?" asked Colonge.
"Oh, it's basically Chess, except the pieces destroy each other when they are knocked off, literally," replied Sonic.
"And we have to become some pieces ourselves," said Rose pointing the empty spots on the board.
"This ought to be fun," said Jamie.
"Vulcan's don't have fun, but this should prove to be most stimulating," replied Emily.
The gang moved onto the board taking their positions. Apparently there was one less available spot on the board, so Rose stood on Sonic's back as he took the left Bishop. Colonge took the queen, Emily the right rook, Jamie the right bishop, and Tommy as the right Knight.
"Ok Emily, we'll leave the commands up to you," said Sonic.
"Ok," said Emily.
After a few hours, the gang had avoid being 'taken' by the other side, but now a tuff decision had to be made. There was a chance to Check Mate the King, but either Jamie or Tommy had to be sacrificed to do it.
"Come-on Emily, like the choice is THAT tuff," yelled Sonic winking at Tommy.
"OK, Ok, Ok," she said pushing a small computer pad that she had been using to move the pieces and to see the layout of the board.
"I don't APPROVE OF THIS!" yelled Tommy as he was moved into the enemy queen's path.
The black queen than proceeded up to Tommy and pulled out a sword. Tommy gulped as it sliced though his neck, transforming his head into Elmer Fud's head. The queen than pulled out a mallet and smashed Tommy into the wall designated as the 'captured' space.
Needless to say, Emily completed the checkmate of the black king, and the door opened.
"I have to say, the spoils definitely outweigh the costs," said Emily.
"Yep, we agree," said Kalshion picking up Tommy and moving on to the door, where they were sucked into the second floor and into the fifth room.
There they found a boxing ring, stands that could hold 30 or so people to the right, a podium to the left, and the Teenage Mutant Turtles on the other side of the room. Katarina was about to walk over to the podium when a door on the top open and the white judge came up.
"I will be the referee for this room," spoke the white judge, "I will now explain the rules, but first..."
Two small dice shot out of the podium to the gang, "Each of you role the dice and proclaimed your number," said the judge.
After a quick role, it was determined that Sonic had rolled the highest number, 11, while Tommy had rolling snake eye's.
"Very good, Sonic has been choosing to participate in this event," replied the judge.
"Hmmm," thought Sonic, "Maybe I shouldn't have used my mind to force the dice on 11."
"The rules of this even is very simple, you will participate in a martial arts tournament. There are 2 groups you must defeat. The first group will be the turtles," said the Judge.
Sonic nodded and walked into the ring as the TMT got into the ring as well. "Battle Mode MM001, Sonic vs. The Teenage Mutant Turtles. Ready....FIGHT!"
"Come on you turtles, show me what you got," yelled Sonic charging at them.
"TURTLE POWER!" yelled the TMT ganging up on Sonic.
Just as they collide, the screen went black, a few punches could be heard as red and yellow lighting bolts went through the screen, followed by a smash and picture of Sonic giving a V sign with a "Smoking" in the background.
When the lights came up, Sonic was standing on the four turtles shacking his head, "And I thought I would at least break up a sweat," he said.
"Battle Over, The Winner...S
ONIC!" replied the Judge.
"Wonderful Sonic!" yelled Rose standing on Emily's head with the rest of the gang in the stands.
"Team 'Amazon' has now entered the room," said the judge.
Sonic turned around to see four sexy Amazon women come out with their combat weapons. "This isn't good," said Cologne.
"Why?" asked Katarina.
"I'm ready when you are," said Sonic taking another combat position.
"I don't think Sonic knows what happens when you defeat an Amazon," replied Colonge.
"Battle Mode, MM005-M, Ready....FIGHT!" stated the Judge.
Back in the narrator room..."MM005-M?" asked Nadesiko.
"Yep," replied Saria, "It means battling Amazon's with the Marry the Male Results."
"Ahhh," replied Nadesiko, "But, Sonic is already taken."
"They don't know that," said Saria, "I can't wait to see the results."
In The Ring...Sonic was easily dodging spiked balls here and Bonbori's there, "Common, can't you do better than that?" asked Sonic.
"You Asked for it!" yelled on of the Amazon's jumping in the air, "Secrete Amazon Technique, Dragon Strike!" as she came down for a high air kick with some chi energy coming out of her foot.
"Fool," said Sonic as he moved like water redirecting her foot toward her teammates knocking them out.
"The Winner, Sonic!" replied the Judge, "You may now proceed to the next room, assuming Rose doesn't kill you."
With that, the judge was lowered back into the podium, and the door to the next room open.
"What did he mean by that?" asked Sonic a bit confused.
"I think he means that Rose is going to kill you because of that," said Jamie pointing to the four Amazons cuddling on Sonic.
"Oh," said Sonic looking toward Rose to see flames in her eyes, despite the distance she was from him and her size, "YIKES!"
Sonic quickly jumped in the air and flew towards the door just as Rose pulled out a Mallet twice as big as Sonic and was charging towards him, "COME BACK HERE YOU!" she yelled as she went past the door.
"Do you think he will be ok?" asked Emily.
Suddenly the ground shook and a giant "OWWWWWWWW" was heard from the other room.
"He'll be fine," said Colonge as they went into the other room as the door shut blocking the four amazons who were trying to get to their new fiancé.
Inside they found Rose taking a few deep breathes from over excreting herself while a VERY THIN pancake version of Sonic laid on the floor blinking his eyes. The rest of the room was dark and a soft mumbling could be heard. Suddenly the lights came on revealing two consoles in the center of the room back to back of each other. Regis was sitting on one of the consoles, while the other seat was empty. The room was basically a giant TV Show room as there was about 200 people in the crowd cheering.
"It's that time again," said Regis, "Who wants to proceed to the next room!"
The crowd cheered as the rest of the group just stared blankly. At some point a small race car pit crew had came in and inflated Sonic who was brushing the dust of himself.
"So, which one of you will be our contestant?" asked Regis.
"We guess We'll go," said Kalshion stepping up to the contestant seat.
"Ok, let me explain the rules," said Regis, "You must answer five questions right in a row to proceed to the next room. However, if you loose, you will all be thrown into the spring of 'drowned Tokyo Girl' and thrown into a room with Happosai, with nothing but underwear, in a pile at your feet."
"Like we have a choice," said Sonic turning around to the other door where he heard the Amazons beating on it, "Just be sure to get them all right Kalshion."
"Alright! Lets play, Who Wants to proceed to the next room!" said Regis.
A quick catch tune played as spot lights zoomed on the two
at their consoles, "First Question, What seems to be the weapon of choice used against you. Is it Bio-Metal Tanks, Pineapples, Tommy, or Narrators."
"Hmmm," thought Kalshion, "B, Pineapples. Final Answer."
Regis gave a sorry look on his face before it lit up light a Christmas tree, "That is correct!"
The crowd applauded for a few seconds before Regis started again, "Second Question, How many Monkeys do we have working to come up with ideas for the next rooms up ahead? Is it, one billion, two billion, four billion, or an Infinite amount in infinite time limes with eternity to them in each timeline."
"This might be a problem," said Kalshion, "do We have a call a friend Life Line?"
"You sure do, MMC, please bring up our special guest caller," said Regis.
A phone could be heard ringing before a click, "Hello, this is MM."
"Hi MM, this is Regis, I have Kalshion here going on to question two of five to proceed to the next room, care to help him?" replied Regis.
"Sure," said MM.
"You have 30 seconds starting now," said Regis.
"OK MM, the questions 'How many Monkeys do we have working to come up with ideas for the next rooms up ahead? Is it, one billion, two billion, four billion, or an Infinite amount in infinite time limes with eternity to them in each timeline.'," said Kalshion.
"Hmmm, let me see if I can remember how many I put up," said MM as the clock went past 15 seconds, "I have this and this, with a surplus here."
"5 seconds left," said Kalshion beginning to sweat.
"Now I remember," said MM, "It was an infinite amount."
The buzzer rang and the phone call was disconnected.
"So, do you trust MM, or do you take an educated guess?" said Regis.
"We trust MM on this," said Kalshion, "D. Final answer."
"Well, your faith was not in vain, for you got it correct!" said Regis.
"Thank god," said Sonic.
"Next Question," continued Regis, "What is the color of the panties Jamie is currently wearing?"
Jamie quickly blushed, "What kind of Question is THAT!"
"For give us," said Kalshion adjusting his eye piece while looking at Jamie, "Red, Final Answer."
Jamie grabbed her lower self, "OMG DID YOU DO WHAT I JUST THINK YOU DID!?!"
"Here," said Emily handing Jamie her Dark Mallet, "Wait till after we get into the next room though."
"I wonder why Kalshion did that though," said Katarina.
A few thousand kilometers above the earth in a cube shape vessel..."That will teach you, you...PERVERT!," said the Borg Queen Catching her breath as she look at Happosai as Borg nano-probes began to assimilate him.
Anyway..."Fourth Question, who is the recent addition to the hive mind?" asked Regis, "Is it Mouse, Kuno, Happosai, or Kasumi."
"That's easy," said Kalshion, "Happosai!"
"That's correct," replied Regis.
"That explains it," said Sonic.
"Oh god, are we going to see the Borg change from a species who's goal is to assimilate to a perverted race?" replied Rose.
In another town...."We are the Borg, Stop what you are doing and surrender your female underwear, We will add their sweetness and softness to our own, their beauty will help to service us. Resistance is futile," said a few drones marching after some women who were washing clothes.
"Someone Help!" yelled some of the women as a small drone jumped from a bush and snatched their laundry.
"Sweeto!" said Happosai, who was still a drone.
Um... Back to Regis,"HOLD IT," said Sonic, "If Happosai has been assimilated, then does that mean our punishment for loosing has changed?"
"Nope," said Regis, "It just means you will have to deal with a cyborg Happosai now.
"Ahh, Ok," said Sonic.
"Last Question
," continued Regis, "How many pages has this chapter currently taken in the author's MS Word? 5 pages, 12 pages, 14 pages, 23 pages."
Kalshion thought about it for a while, obviously trying to recall every character that has been typed so far for this chapter before he raised his finger, "C, final answer."
Regis looked at Kalshion for a moment than back at his monitor, "Well I don't know what to say. You guys have been doing so good, it would be a shame to see you leave, but.... YOU GOT IT!"
"Yahoo!" yelled Katarina flipping around in circles in the air.
"Good Job Kalshion," replied Sonic.
"Ok contestants, you may proceed to the next room," said Regis pointing to the next door which was opening.
"Lets hurry," said Rose taping Emily on the head.
Just as they past through the door, the previous door busted open revealing the Amazon girls, "We're is our Fiancé!" they yelled.
"Good Timing," said Regis, "We have another contestant to play, 'Who wants to proceed to the next door'!"
"Is fiancé on other side?" asked One of the girls.
"Sure is! Now here is the first question: The Amazon Secrete Attack of the Phoenix Dance of Fire is really what? A billboard sign, Sacred Magic, combination of chemicals, an illusion?"
"That's easy, it's one of our best Sacred Magic!" yelled on of the girls.
"I'm sorry, that is incorrect," replied Regis.
"What?" yelled the girls, "Great Grandmother told us it was a great magic."
"Well she was wrong," replied Regis, "The Correct Answer is A. But now you have to spend time with the Borg drone with the designation of Happosai in a room with nothing but your underwear in a pile at your feet."
"WHA!" screamed the girls as a trap door opened and they feel followed by a *THUD*. "Oh SWEETO!" came a mechanical voice from the trap door as it closed.
In the next room..."Now what are we suppose to do?" asked Jamie looking at a luxurious hot spring spa room with a divider in the middle. The left was for the boys, and the right was for the girls. There were mirrors on the left and right walls with a removable shower head nozzle, soap, and towels. At the other end of the room was the next door, but it was sealed and no podiums were in sight.
"Well I don't know about you," said Jamie unbuttoning her top shirt, "But I could use a bath."
"Good idea," said Katarina floating over to the girls side, "Lets just take a nice relaxing bath for a bit."
"I guess that's ok," said Sonic walking over to the boys side, "Yo Kalshion, Tommy, get over here before..."
*WACK*
Kalshion and Tommy flew over to the boys side with hand marks on their face, "I tried to warn you, the girls are in a hurry to undress. So standing in view sight of them wasn't a good idea."
"Honestly," said Hikeya, "Wasn't it bad enough that Kalshion scanned your panties."
"Yep," said Jamie holding a towel to her breasts and walking slowly into the hot spring.
"Aren’t you going to join us Rose?" asked Emily looking at Rose staring at the spring.
"I would, but I'm too small," she replied.
"I can fix that," came the Nadesiko's modded voice.
"Yay, the narrator is back," said Jamie.
"That's good news," replied Colonge.
Back with Nadesiko, who is at the consoleSaria was standing in behind Nadesiko with Tri-tanium anti-magic armor and a energy shield waiting for Nadesiko to screw up.
"That should do it," replied Nadesiko entering the final command.
A quick glow came from the TV screen for a few seconds followed by Rose returning to her full size, "YAY! Thank you!" yelled Rose.
"Amazing," said Saria, "You didn't cause my hair to go on fire, or an entire super nova of the earth's sun."
Unfortunately..."Where the hell are we?"
asked Tommy looking around to find nothing but rocks.
"Looks like a cave," said Kalshion.
"Cave of lost love to be precise," said Sonic looking at a sign hanging on the rocks.
"So how do we get out of here?" asked Tommy.
"I think first we need to find some clothes," said Sonic.
A few minutes later..."I warned you guys about selling your old armor and clothes," said Sonic in another RPG outfit.
"Well I never expected this to happen," said Tommy with a barrel for clothes.
"Maybe it is a good thing that most of this drone's exoskeleton can function as clothing," said Kalshion.
The three of them walked down a path for a bit battling ghosts, a few demons, and the occasional mecha turtles from Kolla Su's out of control mecha turtle factory.
"What do you suppose the girl's are doing?" asked Tommy.
"Probably enjoying themselves and not even knowing we are gone," replied Sonic.
"What makes you say that?" asked Kalshion.
"I can't speak for all of them," commented Sonic, "but knowing Rose, she is having such a good time that everything else in the world doesn't matter to her."
Back at the Spa's..."AaaaCHEW!" sneezed Rose.
"You ok?" asked Jamie.
"I think so," replied Rose, "I wonder why I sneezed."
"Maybe someone is talking about you," teased Hikeya.
The girl's laughed and continued aiding each other in washing their backs.
In the Tunnel of Lost Love"How do you guys feel about Mountain Climbing?" asked Sonic as he stopped.
"I hate it, why?" replied Tommy.
"Well, you better start liking it," said Sonic pointing to the ledge he was now at. The bottom of it had water, and the only way to continue was to climb up.
An hour later..."I thought we would never reach the top," stated Tommy crawling onto the ground.
"We neither," said Kalshion also out of breath.
"Who would have thought that we would have to climb two kilometers in a spa room," joked Sonic trying to cover up his stress.
"Now we really need a bath," stated Kalshion looking at the three of them who were covered in dust from head to toe.
"Hey, I think I see some light coming from over there," yelled Tommy pointing at an area were some light was shining from the ceiling.
"You're right, that's a trap door up there," said Sonic, "With any luck, it will lead us back to the spa's."
"Me first," yelled Tommy rushing up opening the door followed by several loud screams.
"YOU PERVERT!" yelled Rose smashing Tommy back down into the trap door.
A little later,"Jeeze, you spent all that time trying to find a way to spy on us?" commented Jamie walking out of the girl's side.
"No we..." started Tommy.
"Just can it," yelled Katarina, "Look at you guys, you didn't spend a single minute washing up."
"But but.." started Sonic.
*SMASH*
"I don't want to hear it," said Rose lifting her mallet off of Sonic, "The door to the next room is now open, so lets go."
The guys looked at each other and sighed before following the girls to the next room. Inside they found a very large pile of coconuts in the left corner, a statue of the principle in the right corner and a podium in the center of the room.
"I don't like this room already," said Katarina moving over to the podium, "Lets see; Please find the key to the next door within these coconuts but beware if you open a coconut that does not have the key."
"Sounds like fun," said Sonic walking over to the pile of coconuts and picking one up. He was dyeing to get back at Rose for that mallet attack she gave him, "Here ya go Rose," he said throwing the coconut at her followed by an attack that would cut it open.
"Oh no you don't," said Rose p
ulling out a tennis racket and slamming both the coconut and the attack back at Sonic.
"WHAT!?" Sonic screamed as the coconut slammed into his face followed by the attack. The coconut than split open and began to glow.
"Hit the Deck!" yelled Hikeya.
Back to our long forgotten Scientists..."Any thoughts Joe?" said on of the Scientists sitting at a Chess board.
"None, and Check," said Joe.
"Have you guys been watching the TV lately?" asked another, "We are on it!"
"We are? But why? We are not that important to be on TV," came Joe.
Just than the earth shook knocking off Joe's king from the Chess board.
"I guess I win," said the other scientist.
"Ahhh, no fair!" said Joe, "But what was that?"
Another scientist went over to a console that had recently been constructed, "According to the CurseMeter-o-matic 500, that was two trillion curses activating at once on one target."
"I hate to be that target," said Joe.
"Um is that you Joe?" asked one of the scientist.
"What are you talking about?" asked Joe who hadn't realized his body had been changed into a blue humanoid figure with eyes that where connected like an eight, and spikes running down his back.
Back with Sonic..."I found the key," said Rose holding up the key, "It was in the coconut that the principle statue was holding.
"Awloha!" came Sonic who was now dressed in a Hawaiian outfit, complete with a necklaces, a small guitar and sun glasses. The only difference between the principle and him was basically their skin color, as Sonic wasn't as tan.
"Serves ya right," said Rose sticking her tongue at him.
"That alright, here, have a gift from the island," said Sonic handing Rose a pineapple and running.
Rose was a bit confused for a second before it hit her, that is both the explosion from the pineapple and the idea of what Sonic just did.
"Oh no, Sonic's curse involves acting like the Principle," said Emily.
"Lets just hope we don't run into the real principle," said Colonge, "One is enough."
"I think one is too many," coughed Rose all black and smoking.
Suddenly and elevator bell rang and an up arrow lit on the wall before everyone was transported to the third floor and onto a Tennis court. On the other side was Lupin and Fujiko in Tennis outfits and rackets.
"What the hell are you guys doing over here? I thought you guys quit," yelled Jamie.
"We did, we stopped stealing, now it's time for recreation activities," said Fujiko slamming her racket in Lupin's face who was giving her perverted looks.
"OK then, what do we have to do?" asked Rose.
"Simple," started Lupin, "You and Mr. Kohuna over there have to fight us in a dual tennis match. If you win, you proceed to the next room, but if you loose, we do another 'chase' scene."
"OK then, lets start," said Rose taking out her racket and throwing Sonic into the court.
"We serve first," said Fujiko taking out a normal Tennis ball.
"Me's a don't think so," said Sonic taking out a Tennis Racket, "You use wrong ball."
"What?" asked Fujiko a bit confused.
"Here, use a nice Hawaiian!" said Sonic slamming a pineapple at Fujiko.
Fujiko was stunned seeing a pineapple coming for her, but Lupin wouldn't have such disasters happen to her as he whacked the Pineapple back across the court. Rose stepped up and slammed the pineapple back. This continued for about an hour or so as each member slammed the pineapple back, all of them except for Sonic in deep fear of what would happen if they missed the pineapple.
"They are well matched," said Colonge observing from the side lines.
"I could do better," said Tommy grinning.
Suddenly the pineapple took a wicked curve and slammed into Tommy's mouth exploding and KO
ing him.
"Having Sonic as the principle does come in handy," grinned Colonge, "He keeps Tommy's mouth shut."
"That's one point for us," said Lupin catching his breath.
"That o-k," said Sonic, "Next Serve!"
Sonic than pulled out a coconut twice the size as the previous pineapple, and with a ribbon on top. "Lets a try this one out!"
"Good GOD, are you nuts?" yelled Fujiko?
"Yes, he is," smiled Rose as Sonic served the coconut at Fujiko.
"EEEK!" yelled Fujiko just barley managing to return the coconut.
"Now lets end this!" yelled Rose spiking the coconut into the center of Lupin's court.
*THUD*
"Uh? Wasn't that coconut supposed to explode?" asked Rose.
"Must a be broken, not to worry, me'sa fix it," said Sonic walking over to Tommy and throwing him straight into the Cocoanut.
A bright light came from the coconut followed by an explosion and Lupin and Fujiko flying through the sky, which no one figured out how they could see the sky in that room.
As the door to the next room opened Sonic began to do an Hawaiian dance as Rose jumped up and down, "We won!" she yelled.
"In Celebration!" said Sonic pulling something out of his pocket but getting slammed by a mallet.
"Don't you dare give me another pineapple or coconut," said Rose.
"But Me'sa wasn't," said Sonic rubbing his head, "See?"
Sonic handed a little wrap boxed which Rose took and opened it. Inside was a hawing necklace with pretty flowers and shiny purple beads. "How cute," said Rose putting it on.
"Yep, Sit Girl!" said Sonic.
"Wha? No way," commented Rose as the beads began to glow followed by her slamming into the ground with a force of five tons.
"Where did that come from?" whispered Emily.
"No clue," said Kalshion.
"Lets go," said Sonic dancing into the next room.
"Why you!!!" growled Rose releasing a large amount of pink battle aura.
"Just let it go," said Colonge, "After all, it was the curse that made him do it."
Rose just growled, got up, and followed the rest of them into the next room.
Off in a Feudal Fairy Tale..."WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" yelled InuYasha obviously mad.
"Do what?" asked Kagome.
"You issued a Sit command!" snared InuYasha.
"No I didn't," replied Kagome.
"InuYasha, I did not hear Kagome issue any sit commands," commented Miroku.
"Stop covering up for her," yelled InuYasha.
"InuYasha..." started Kagome.
"What?" asked InuYasha.
"SIT!" yelled Kagome.
Back with Rose...*THUD*
"You alright Rose?" asked Colonge looking at Rose who was now 1/4th a meter in the ground on her face.
"Not really," she replied getting up.
"What in blazing is this?" asked Kalshion looking at a giant nail which spanned several stories high in a one story room.
"Please nail this nail into the ground to proceed," read Jamie at the Podium.
"Shouldn't be a problem," said Sonic walking over to Rose who was a bit dazed from the last sit.
"What are you doing?" asked Rose when Sonic lifted her on his shoulders.
"Just helping you UP!" said Sonic throwing her on top of the nail, "SIT!"
A loud horn blew in the background as Rose began to move her mouth, "..YOU!" she yelled.
"Wow, even Rose can loose her temper enough to say things like that," commented Tommy.
"Hmmm," started Colonge, "The nail didn't budge."
"Me try it again," said Sonic, "SIT, SIT, SIIIIIITTTT!"
*THUMB* *THUMB* *BANG*
"That only moved it a single centimeter," said Colonge.
"Odd," said Sonic.
"When I get down from here, I'm going to SIT YOU!" screamed Rose.
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"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU WRETCH!" yelled InuYasha after coming out of a 6 meter pot hole.
"What did you just call me?" asked Kagome getting angry.
"This isn't good," said Shippo jumping on Sango's back.
"Jee, I heard of lover quarrels, but this is ridicules," commented Sango.
"InuYasha, SIT!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kagome.
Oh God..."Rose, Sit!" yelled Sonic.
Rose began to glow in a tremendous amount of purple for a moment, before she slammed on the nail sending it straight down into the ground.
"That was a bit over kill," said Katarina looking at the nail which was now two meters UNDER the grown.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed InuYasha slamming through the ceiling with Naraku below him before crashing trough the ground, "I'll get you for this KAGOME!"
"Oh, I get it now," said Sonic, "When Kagome or I say sit, it ends up causing both InuYasha and Rose to sit. Kinda funny."
"I don't think it's funny," came a clam and sexy voice from Rose as she floated up from the nail with a HUGE Pink Battle Aura coming out of her.
"Should we run?" asked Emily.
"Don't think it would help," said Colonge.
"Sonic YOU JERK!" yelled Rose launching a Chi beam that slammed into Sonic sending him into last Tuesday, literally.
Rose than took a deep breath as her battle aura cooled down, "I guess the saying is true about girls when they are angry," said Tommy.
Rose quickly eyed Tommy sending "The Look" at him and KOing him again, "Damnit, can't I ever get more than a few lines in before I get KOed?" said Tommy as he fell to the ground.
"Shall we go?" asked Jamie obviously scared of Rose.
Rose turned around and smiled, "Sure, lets go."
Kalshion picked up Tommy and walked with the girls to the next room to find Sonic against the wall KOed.
"We thought he was knocked back to last Tuesday?" said Kalshion.
"Judging from the Calendar by the door, this IS last Tuesday," commented Colonge.
"We still shouldn't drink beer, right?" asked Hikeya.
"That would be a safe assumption," said Emily, "Why do you ask?"
"I was thinking of getting a MM Light from the Last Tuesday Bar over there," she said pointing to a bar.
"Hmmm, I'm afraid that is exactly what we HAVE to do," said Colonge looking at the instruction on the podium, "Each group member must drink three beers within three minutes and burb three times."
"What kind of stupid instructions are those?" asked Rose.
"Must be a drinking contest," said Tommy who scared everyone else.
"Weren't you KOed?" asked Katarina.
"Yea, but hearing you guys mention Beer revived me," smiled Tommy.
A few minutes laterEveryone but Sonic, who was except from this ordeal due to a KO technicality, was at a triangle table with three beers waiting for the go bell go ring.
"On ya mark! Get Set! Gyoo!" yelled a cowboy shooting his gun at the go bell.
The gang wasted no time in downing their beers, especially Tommy who was drinking a glass per second. After a minute, everyone had their beers done, and were waiting for the burping to commence. After another 30 seconds, Hikeya let out a burb that shattered all the beer bottles in the bar. After that, Tommy let one out followed by Rose.
"Say partner, does that sound like they are burping the 'Three Bottles of Beer on the Wall' song?" asked a cowboy.
"Sure does, but why do you say three?" asked the bar tender.
"Don't know, three just seems to be a magical number in here today," replied the two more cowboy's.
"Want some more beer?" asked the bar tender to the triplets.
"Please," replied the Triplets.
"Finished," yelled the gang obviously drunk.
"Good job," said the bar tender, "Unfortunately I can't let you go on to the next
room."
"WHY? *HICKUP*" came Rose's voice.
"Policy says I have to wait three days for you to get sober before I let you out," replied the bar tender, "During witch you must take a special drunk remedy three times a day."
"And what is that?" asked Kalshion as his cybernetic implants began to shut down.
"Three eggs mixed with three tea spoons of vanilla, and three millimeters of vinegar," replied the bar tender.
With that, the gang collapse, "This is going to be a long three days," commented the bar tender looking at the clock which read 3:33.
Three days later..."You guys feeling better?" asked Sonic looking at Rose's face.
"Eeek!" screamed Rose shocked to wake up to see Sonic so close to her.
"It's alright, most of that Hawaiian curse is gone," he said smiling.
"That's good," she said.
"Damn, I got a hang over still," said Tommy waking up.
"That's alright, this ought to fix you right up," said Sonic handing Tommy a small gift, a coconut, and a Pineapple at the same time.
"I guess this means I won't have any more lines for a while," said Tommy as the objects exploded.
"You sure about that curse?" asked Rose.
"Yea, I just needed to get that out of my system. Now, shall we go to the next room?" asked Sonic.
"Sure," replied Rose as the rest of the gang got up and moved out.
When they entered the next room, they found the principle in the center of it holding a pineapple. A podium was found near the door and Cologne went over and read it.
"Defeat the Principle to pass to the next room," read Colonge.
"That should be easy," said Sonic pulling out a pineapple.
"Hey, I thought you were over that?" yelled Rose.
"Must be a relapse," said Sonic throwing the pineapple.
"You'sa missed," yelled the Principle pulling out the Pineapple Launcher 3000 equip with rapid fire mode.
"Run!" yelled Emily as the Principle open fire in rapid mode blowing everything up in sight.
When the smoke cleared, a pineapple was thrown at the Principle catching him off guard. The pineapple exploded knocking the principle to the ground but causing him to launch a pineapple himself cursing Rose.
"Now me'sa going to get you back," yelled Rose getting back on her feet.
"Oh God," yelled Jamie, "Not HER TOO!"
"Not her what?" asked Tommy getting back up just in time to see a pineapple slam into his face but not KOing him.
Everyone watched as the three, who were now all acting like principles, exchanged pineapples, coconuts and gifts with each other for a few minutes before they stopped. "Hey," started Sonic, "Watcha think we team up?"
The other two stopped and thought about it, "OK" they yelled with a grin.
"Now wait a minute you two," started Katarina as Pineapples went through her body and smashing next to Colonge.
"Will someone do something about those 3!?!" yelled Emily dodging a coconut.
"I will," said Tommy, "NUCLEAR WINTER!"
"Should we be concerned?" asked Kalshion dodging a present.
"Last time it was just goop, wasn't it?" replied Jamie.
Tommy had put his hands together and fired a massive blast at the three principles. Unfortunately, though everyone else might think it was fortunate, Rose had stepped in the line of fire of Tommy's attack. Without realizing it, the blast had slammed into her chest where her key was, causing her key to auto-reflect the blast back at Tommy. Tommy panicked as he saw his own blast slam into him. The camera focuses on a mushroom cloud before zooming out to show it was only half a meter high.
Tommy had been thrown into the wall where he had bounced and slammed into the real principle defeating him but at the same time, receiving a curse. Everyone just looked at they saw a pink fox girl, about 5 years of age, get up. Her fur
was brown while she wore a pink ribbon, a white shirt, and pink pants. She had a tail and her feet were paws.
"So CUTE!" yelled Jamie, Emily and Rose, who had turned back to her normal self, as they ran to pet the now fox girl Tommy.
"Will you CUT THAT OUT!" yelled Tommy.
"But you are so CUTE!" replied Jamie.
"I'm NOT CUTE!" snapped Tommy. He paused for a moment than turned around at Katarina who had been behind him rubbing his ears, "That goes for you too," he said placing a small spinning top on her head which grew ten fold and drilled her into the ground.
About this time a jetson tube had came down with a sign saying "To next room". Sonic had walked over to it and was tapping his foot waiting for everyone else to notice. "Can we just move on?" he asked finally loosing his patients.
"Oh, sorry," said Rose walking over to him while stepping on the KOed Principle.
Soon everyone had stepped into the tube and were sucked up into the next room where they found InuYasha and Kagome fighting. Shippo, Sango, and Miroku were in the corner not sure what to do when they saw Sonic's gang come up.
Shippo's curious look was soon changed to a happy look when he saw another fox kid his age with the group. He jumped over to her and instantly tried to make friends. Tommy on the other hand didn't like it and yelled at Shippo making him cry.
"Tommy, that wasn't nice," said Katarina.
"It isn't nice that I always get cursed," replied Tommy.
"I thought it was poetic justice," laughed Rose.
"What WAS THAT?" yelled Tommy.
By this time Kagome had noticed the group and had walked over, "Aren’t you the guys that they showed on that RPG TV show?" asked Kagome.
"I didn't realize they were also airing it in the Feudal times too," said Sonic.
"No, they weren't, we were pulled else where when we saw it, though we are not sure how we got pulled here either," replied Kagome.
"Ahh, I see," replied Sonic.
"Kagome! Don't you leave while I'm in the middle of talking," barked InuYasha not appreciating the interruption.
"InuYasha....SIT!" yelled Kagome.
Both InuYasha and Rose glowed for a bit before slamming into the ground, "THAT HURT!" yelled Rose.
"Now how did that happen?" asked Sango.
"Oh yea, I every time Kagome or I say 'sit', InuYasha AND Kagome will sit." said Sonic.
"How is that possible?" asked Kagome.
"Not sure, but MM probably had something to do with it," laughed Sonic.
"Not sure who MM is, but now I will have to be careful not to say sit. Otherwise Rose will sit too when I tell InuYasha to sit." replied Kagome.
By this time, InuYasha and Rose had smashed into the ground 5 times and were getting rather angry, "Oy InuYasha," started Rose, "You take Sonic, and I'll handle Kagome."
InuYasha nodded with a grin and took off whacking Sonic on the head. Rose had just jumped into the air with a mallet ready to slam it into Kagome when the room filled with light and Sonic's group found themselves on the 5th floor.
"Now how did that happen?" asked Rose.
Back in the Control Room"Why did you do that?" asked Saria, "That was going to be a very interesting cat fight."
"You know I dislike cat fights," said Nadesiko.
"Oh yea, you don't," said Saria, "Then I suppose you won't like this room they are in either?"
Nadesiko turned around to look at the screen not realizing Saria had locked the control panel within that short period of time to prevent Nadesiko from cutting this cat fight short.
Oh goody, a cat fight!"Ooooh, New Brides!" yelled the cat ghost.
"What on earth," started Katarina before she realized she was the only one standing up front as everyone else had stepped back, "HEY!"
"Sorry Katarina," said Emily, "But this is a ghos
t matter."
Katarina took a sigh and looked at the Cat Ghost, "I don't suppose you will just surrender and let us move on now would you?"
"And let my new brides leave?" whined the Cat Ghost, "Nooo!"
"Then you asked for it," said Katarina charging at the ghost.
Soon puffs of white smoke were coming out of a circular blur of the cat ghost and Katarina duking it out. Scratches, punches, meows, quick girl screams, and the occasional spell was heard during this fight.
"This takes cat fights to a whole new level," stated Tommy ducking expecting to be KOed.
"You're right," replied Sonic waiting to watch Tommy get KOed.
After a few seconds Sonic began to worry, "Why haven't you been KOed yet?"
"Don't look at me for an answer," stated Tommy.
"Well if it doesn't hurry up and...." started Sonic before a punching glove came out of the ceiling and smashed into his head KOing him.
"Well that is new," said Kalshion, "Why Sonic?"
"Because I manipulated the Tommy KO program," grinned Rose who had found a console behind a concealed door on the wall.
Back with Saria..."It's a good thing I gave the cat ghost a potion that keeps him from running like a baby when he gets hurt," said Saria eating a handful of popcorn.
"I would have rather seen the cat run," said Nadesiko slurping up her Icee, "Would have been funnier."
"No need to worry, Katarina should be using a water spell soon, which will reverse the curse," grinned Saria.
At the cat fight..."Damn you, will you just KO already?" yelled Katarina dodging a claw.
"Not until you marry me!" yelled the Cat.
"In that case, BING!" said Katarina releasing a blast of water on the cat.
Within seconds of getting wet, the ghost cat stopped attacking, looked at his scratches and bruises and cried. He continued to cry for a few seconds before he took of going through the wall.
"Well that was an interesting twist," said Katarina.
"Shall we go?" asked Rose walking up to the next door.
"I guess so," replied the others.
After 0.111111118 seconds from entering the room the gang had fell on the floor from shock of seeing a gigantic twisted maze. Green paths lead up, down, upside down, left, right, loops, twists, shrinkage, enlarging and even in and out of the space time continuum.
"I HATE MAZES!" cried Hikeya.
Rose and Sonic got on their feet and examined the maze for a bit. After a short time they started to smile and seem to be out of it, until Tommy decided to interrupt, "WAKE UP YOU TWO!" he screamed.
Without a single motion or word to each other, Rose and Sonic quickly turned around to punch Tommy but were sent back flying into the wall, "What in the node?" asked Sonic.
Tommy-chan just stood there not sure what happened but decided to grin and bloat at them before Emily whacked her on the head.
"At any rate, why were you two out of it?" asked Colonge.
"We were just remembering a pleasant memory," said Rose.
"What kind of pleasant memory would involve a maze?" asked Hikeya.
"A couple," replied Sonic, "Shall we go?"
"Sure," said Hikeya taking the lead.
The scene fades away to a calendar reading August 1st and begins to rip pages off the calendar to August 2nd, 3rd, and so on finally resting on December 25th.The gang finally walk to a door where they rest. The girl's are now in red Christmas 2 piece outfits except for Hikeya and Tommy who are wearing a one piece red Christmas dress. Colonge hadn't change into anything except for a ribbon now on her cane, while Sonic wore a Santa suit. Kalshion was now equipped with Borg Christmas lights with all the new blinking programs.
"We finally made it," said Hikeya looking at the door.
"Say, doesn't this place look familiar?
" asked Katarina.
"Looks like the front entrance," replied Kalshion.
"Non-sense," started Sonic, "The sign on the door says..."
Everyone stopped and look to find that they really were where they started. With that noted, they all collapse on the floor where they slept for a few hours waking up back at August 1st.
"Do we dare try again?" asked Rose finding her self back in her normal clothes.
"Do we have a choice?" replied Sonic.
"Good Point," stated Rose just as footsteps were heard from around the corner.
"Who's there!" yelled Colonge.
"Granny, is that you?" called Ryoga coming around the corner.
"RYOGA!" yelled the group.
"How the hell did you get here?" asked Sonic.
"I don't know, I was looking for the restroom and ended up here a while ago," replied Ryoga.
Everyone just stared for a bit before a light bulb popped over Rose's head, "Say Ryoga, can you find the front door for us?"
"Sure, I still need to brush my teeth, so I need to find the restroom," replied Ryoga.
"Thanks," said Rose picking up the light bulb above her head and slamming it into Sonic.
"What was that for?" snarled Sonic.
"Let's just follow Ryoga," said Colonge as the group watch Ryoga pass the front entrance and move off into the maze.
Somehow, Somewhere"I can't see through this mist," said Sonic trying to keep an eye on Ryoga.
"You idiot," replied Rose, "Follow his presence!"
"Oh, I forgot," said Sonic.
"Anyone know WHERE we are?" asked Tommy-chan.
"Not sure, but it sure is cold," replied Jamie.
After a few more minutes, the gang found them selves leaving an ice cave finding a huge ice slide with curves and twists that went UP instead of down. After a few minutes of observing, Sonic found a sign on the side of the cave that read, "Room 4, Floor 7".
"Ryoga's sense of direction actually PAID for once," said Rose.
"I could have gotten us to the final floor in my sleep," stated Tommy.
Suddenly a large penguin fell from the sky and slammed on Sonic.
"WHY ME!!" yelled Sonic.
"Sorry, but we can't beat up on a little girl," replied the Penguin, "So you'll have to do."
"Ahh," said Sonic finally being KOed.
"So what do we owe the pleasure," said Emily to the Penguin.
"I'm your next competition," said the Penguin, "You all must race me to the top, if one of you should loose, we throw you back into the maze without Ryoga."
"Sounds like fun," said Tommy getting ready to jump on the slide.
Rose quickly used a reviving magic on Sonic and soon the entire gang was ready to slide UP to the next room.
Soon a gun was heard the entire gang jumped on the ice sliding up the slide. For a while Tommy followed by the penguin was in the lead but Tommy-chan had decided to use Fox Fire on everyone in the group lighting their asses on fire. As a result, they all began to RUN up the slide, though no one was sure how too.
After everyone got to the top and slammed their ass in the ice, the penguin came up and opened the door to an elevator to the eight floor. "Next time, don't bring the fox," stated the Penguin, obviously being a bad sport.
Tommy-chan just stuck her tongue at it before getting into the elevator with the rest of the group.
When the elevator opened up on the eight floor, the group found nothing but space, literally. You could see nebulas, stars, super novas, and even a Species 8472 quantum similarity portal to the left. Straight ahead was a door that was marked "Power Sphere Room".
The gang looked at each other and took a step forward finding they could walk on what appeared to be an invisible ground with gravity. After a quick walk to the door everyone opened it and went it. All except for Ryoga who had token a wrong turn and was now walki
ng in space. After a short time he was sucked up by an invisible wormhole.
At the entrance of the buildingA door to the left of the entrance door which the group had never noticed opened up and out popped Ryoga. "Strange, how did I get over here," he thought walking out of the building and getting lost like usual.
In the Maximum Security Power Sphere Room"What happened HERE?" asked Sonic looking at the now destroyed laser sensors. The spears and spikes had all been launched and were stuck in the ground. Explosion marks could be found all around followed by two sets of foot prints. One was an animal's print, probably a dog, while the other was made by sneakers.
"Don't know, but lets just count our blessings," said Rose walking up to the Power Sphere, "My first reaction would be to pick it up, but considering who made it, I wouldn't."
"Smart policy," said Colonge, "Why not try to destroy it instead? If it is the power source of this curse, destroying it will stop it."
"Good Idea," said Rose, "Lets all pitch in."
Everyone took a fighting position and called all the most powerful attack. When the dust cleared from their combined attacks, all the group could do was stare at the perfectly conditioned orb that hadn't even taken a scratch. "Why Can't we break IT!!!" screamed Rose in a fit.
"You nead Akane to beak it with har mallat," came a voice from behind.
"That voice....no, it couldn't be," said Sonic turning around to confirm it was indeed who he thought it was, "Scooby Doo."
"Scooby Scooby Dooo!" replied Scooby.
"And his best Friend Shaggy," said Shaggy, "We thought we would help you guys out and tell you that Velma found out that you need to find Akane and have her bust it with her Mallet."
Everyone just stared for a moment before Katarina spoke up, "Why didn't you just tell us at the entrance to this building instead of making us go through this entire mad house FIRST!" she asked.
"Are you crazy man!" replied Shaggy, "With all those monsters lurking around, Scooby and I thought this place was the safest place to be. Besides, it only took us a few seconds getting to the top after we saw those giant bee soldiers a while ago."
"That explains the destroyed traps," said Sonic looking around his item bag before he pulled out a box of scooby snacks, "Here, have a scooby snack in thanks for helping us."
Sonic threw the treat at Scooby but was intercepted by Shaggy before Scooby could eat it. "Hey, that's mine!" said Scooby.
"Don't forget this," said Rose throwing a meter long sub at Shaggy, which Scooby wasted no time in intercepting it and eating it like a beaver.
"HEY!" said Shaggy.
"Sorry, Shaggy. Hehehehehehe," laughed Scooby.
After another month of navigating back DOWN the building and getting back to the dragon world..."It's almost sun down," said Sonic cutting a few vines away with his sword, "You sure this is the right way Hikeya?"
"Positive," she replied trying to get her foot untangled in another vine.
A few meters away behind the bushes..."Hello Folks, today we are going to study the RPG Lead Characters," said the Crock Hunter, "So lets see what they are up too."
"Say, do you get the feeling we are being watched?" asked Tommy-chan.
"Yes I do," replied Kalshion.
"Crikide, a walking talking fox girl," said the Crock Hunter, "Lets see if we can take a closer look."
But before the Crock Hunter had turned around, they found Rose staring at them with a nasty look. "I don't suppose you want to say anything to the camera?" asked the Crock hunter.
Rose just growled for a bit before she took her key and transformed it into a wand, then into a large staff. The top of it was circular and had the symbol of light in the center. The circle was connected
to a rose which was connected to the pole of the staff.
"This might hurt," said the Crock Hunter as Rose swung it like a bat turning the Crock Hunter and the camera man into turtles.
"That will teach you," said Rose returning her staff into a key and walking off.
"Tune in next time for exclusive scenes of the Hinata Turtle Civilization," said the turtle.
