Tempest

Tommy slept peacefully in his bed, enjoying a good dream when his alarm clock went off. He got up and eyed his clock, "I'm Tommy Knudzen, and this is my freaking world," he said as he bashed the alarm clock.

Chapter 39
A day in the life of Tommy Knudzen
A Weedless chapter

Tommy got dressed first thing, puting on his favoriate outfit. A long, Green short sleeved shirt with the words, "Reel Big Fish Est. 1992." which was one of his favorite band. Before he went to the kitchen to grab some breakfast, Tommy put on some music on his Discman, the sounds of Ska did good at waking him up. Chowing down his food within five minutes, he then grabed is sword and began to practice with it.

"What a BS life, I should never have came here. I left too much great shit behind," He thought to himself.

Tommy Put his sword in his Sheath, and grabed his school bag and went out the door. He started his wonderous journey to Furikian High, a school ran by some odd Hawiann dude, who Tommy had a good feeling was a Drug Dealer that used too much of his own damn merchandise on himself.

"Come back here!" yelled Ranma as Happosai, with his usual hual of panties, jumped infront of Tommy. Ranma landed on the other side of Happosai.

"You'll never defeat me," laughed Happosai.

"God damn old man! He needs a new damn hobby," said Tommy to himself.

"Lets get him Ranma!" yelled Tommy as they both ganged up on Happosai. A split second later the two where thrown into the air where they landed in the shrine ran by Kalshion and Katarina.

"That old letch," said Ranma rubbing his head before he smiled at Tommy, "Nice try, we'll get him next time. OH CRAP, I forgot all my school stuff!" With that Ranma took off back to the Tendo Dojo.

"Damn, he really needs to get his life together..." thought Tommy getting up.

"What are you doing here?" asked Kalshion sweeping some leaves.

"I was just leaving," said Tommy giving Kalshion a look.

"Jeeze, you don't have to act like that," called Katarina who showed up behind Tommy scaring him.

Tommy just gave her a look and walked out of the shrine and continued his way to the School.

"Stupid retard...and what a bitchy sister too. They deserve to have a good gutting someday," thought Tommy.

SLAP!

"What was that for!?" yelled Tommy rubbing his face.

"That's for insulting Katarina," replied Emeral giving Tommy a dirty look.

"I didn't even say anything!" yelled Tommy.

"Yes, but you were thinkin' it." she said turning around and continuing towards the shrine.

"Stupid whore!", thought Tommy.

Before he knew it, Emeral turned around and punched Tommy sending him flying where he fell into the pond at the Tendo Residence.

"Oh My, aren't you Ranma's friend," said Kasumi getting up from the table, "Tommy Knudzen?"

"Owww," said Tommy getting up, "That's me, sorry to drop in like that."

"That's not a problem, Ranma seems to enjoy doing it sometimes as well. Would you like some tea?" asked Kasumi.

Tommy took a moment to look around the place. Soun and Genma-Panda were playing checkers, Genma Cheating ofcourse. "The Loser," thought Tommy moving on to find Nabiki counting some money and tallying it down. "She looks like the greedy type, probobly conned people out of that money. Hmmm, she would fit in well back at home," chuckled Tommy to himself before turning to Kasumi.

"Thanks for asking, but I got to head to school," he said having good bye.

"Bye, stop by anytime," replied Kasumi smiling.

"What an old fashioned girl," thought Tommy, "Too old fashion, but atleast she's a pleasent person."

A few minutes later, Tommy was walking by the canal Akane and Ranma walk by every day. And speak of the devil, Akane was swining her backpack at Ranma's head, who was easily dodging it.

"Baka! BAKA! BAKA!" yelled Akane with each swing.

"Dude! What is WITH that girl," thought Tommy, "She's like a ticking time bomb ready to go off. Perhaps I should get her some weed, that will..." thought Tommy just as a 50 ton weight droped on Tommy's head.

"Didn't we say this was a weedless chapter?" said Maxwell leaning on the fence.

"My Mistake," said Tommy pulling out.

Maxwell, aka MM, was rather a big annoyance. He controled the entire demension and did what he damn well please. He loved to curse people, and cursed Tommy a few times. "Atleast he curses some of these idiots too," thought Tommy smiling while walking off.

Ranma and Akane were now out of sight, and Tommy was just about to run to catch up when he got smashed from behind by a Bicycle with Shampoo riding it. Moouse was chasing after her, "Come on Shampoo!" he yelled.

"Watch where you going ya Bitch!" yelled Tommy getting up.

Shampoo stoped dead in her tracks, as did Moouse. Both walked towards Tommy before jumping in the sky and delivering an air kick to his face. "I Don't deserve this! God damn crack whore!" said Tommy laying on the ground.

Shampoo was a 'bitch' in Tommy's terms since she always tried to force Ranma to marry her. She had such an attitude to go alone with her schemes. Moouse was nothing more than a stupid follower, with nothing better to do with his life than chase down a pretty girl with the IQ of a rock.

Tommy got up and pulled out his sword. "You shouldn't have pissed me off!" he yelled just as some Esuna bolts came out of the tip of his sword and shocked Shampoo and Moouse. Before they could do anything, Tommy grabed the water bucket from the old lady was using and splashed the two of them. "That will teach you bastards. DON'T MESS WITH INHUMAN BEINGS!" smiled Tommy and taking off.

Tommy rushed down the street, knowing the bell was going to ring any minute. On his way he ran into that good for nothing rich boy, Kuno. "Get the F*ck out of my way!" yelled Tommy punching Kuno into the air "Cretinous fiend! Tommy Knudzen, you will pay!" Kuno said as he trailed off into the distance. Reaching the gate he grabed the nearby wall to aid him in a quick turn where he rushed into the school grounds and kicked the Hawiian Principle in the face.

Class was boring like usual, the 10 year old girl named Miss Hinako Ninomiya Tought his class. She had the ability to change into a normal aged women if she aborbed battle aura, but that was just wacked in Tommy's view. Next to him sat Joe, a cool dude who's true idenity was Sonic. He was enganged to that bitch Emeral, who was actually Rose.

Lunch wasn't really special either as Tommy ate a sandwich he made. Getting lunch at the school was just not worth it. The warzone also known as the kitchen was a fight to the death to get something to eat.

Ranma had just gotten his lunch and sat down when a chick wearing a green leatard came through the window with her ribbion twirling black rose pettles around. Kadachi, was probobly the worst female Tommy had ever met. She was worse than Katarina, and shit, that's pretty bad. This super class bitch was obsessed with Ranma and would try anything to get him.

"Ranma Darling, I made you a delesious lunch!" said Kadachi kicking some people out of her way.

"No Thanks," said Ranma, "I'm not in the mood for paryalasis powder today."

"Paryalasis powder? ..." thought Tommy. "Who does this bitch think she is?"

Shortly after school, Ranma and Akane were fighting again over Kodachi showing up at lunch. Tommy just couldn't stand much for this, as it was clear Ranma only cared for Akane, and Akane only cared for Ranma. But those two were so, STUPID that they couldn't even confess their true feelings. A few minutes Later, Akane took off to Ukyo's to grab something to eat while Ranma got squashed by Shampoo's bike.

Deciding to be nice for a change, Tommy followed Akane to Ukyo's where they started talking. Sitting down, they ordered some Okonomiyaki from Ukyo. A damn good cook with a damn good body. The only problem was she liked to dress like a boy, which Tommy didn't really agree with. Maybe someday he would ask her out... but of course, that would be after he or someone else convinced her to wear normal clothing, and realise she isn't getting Ranma any time soon.

"Don't you relize it's damn pointless to fight with Ranma over and over?" asked Tommy.

"Why is it any of your buisness," said Akane trying to avoid the question.

"Why don't you just tell Ranma your true feelings!" said Tommy.

"My MY WHAT!?!" yelled Akane blushing like a tomato.

"What's this?" said Ukyo rushing up to be part of the conversation, "What are your true feelings Akane?"

"Well..I..I..er....TOMMY!," shouted Akane slaping Tommy into the the frying deck of Ukyo's counter sizzling his cheek.

Akane droped some money on the table for Ukyo and split. Moments later Ryoga walked in with shreded clothing and an exhuasted look on his face. "What was wrong with Akane?" asked Ryoga finding Ukyo looking at Tommy who still had his face on the grill.

"You know, just the usual," replied Ukyo, "Hey Tommy boy, you going to lift your face?"

Tommy finally got up as Ukyo gave him an ice pack to put on his face. He looked at Ryoga who had sat down to get something to eat, while he quickly used a heal spell on his cheek he didn't even think they noticed, not like it mattered anyway. This idiot had no sense of direction, it took him 3 hours just to find the bathroom of this place. Ontop of that, this guy had serious stress isues, always blaiming Ranma for his problems. The one good thing about his was he could blast rocks to bits with his finger.

After finishing his meal, Tommy set back home passing the Cat Cafe on his way. The Cat Cafe was where Shampoo lived with her great grandma. She was a strange old nut ball, living over 300 years and possesing rather interesting techiques. From what he heard, she had used her wisdom to try and force Ranma to marry Shampoo, but so far, they all have failed. "haha! The old wrinkle will probably never break him and Akane's ties." Tommy smirked as he moved on.

Finally reaching his house, Tommy grinned and ran inside. Soon he came out with a wagon full of speakers. He rushed over to the Shrine and took a peak in. Kalshion was busy brushing the sidewalk, like usual, while Katarina seemed to be tending to some flowers. Tommy gave a huge grin as he set up a massive boombox.

He pluged up everything to a industrial strength portable generator which was in the wagon and cranked the volume to max. He than pluged up his CD player and put in some "System of a Down". With one last evil grin, he hit play.

BOOOOOOOOOOOM

The sound system was blasting hardcore music into the shrine, causing every tree to viborate. Katarina was scared so badly that she jumped onto the roof of her house. Kalshion had been flown back into his house and was covering his ears. Tommy was just laughing, and laughing.

He was laughing so hard infact that he didn't notice Joe doing something to the generator before he vanished. Moments later the sound system exploded and Tommy flew all the way to his house where he crashed into his window and onto his bed. Tommy laid there, fried to a crisp, but still laughing. He continued to laugh till he fell asleep.

"Well, thats my damn life. Now will you just F*CK off and let me sleep...I gotta do this bullshit tommorow ya know!"